George W. Bush:
accomplishments, records and references

Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed
in any 12 month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of
the stock market.
First president in decades to execute a federal
prisoner.
First president in US history to enter office with a
criminal record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most
days on vacation by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for
vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than
any other president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans
lost their job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans
than any president in US history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12
month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration
positions than any president in US history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences
than any president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the
Constitution than any president in US history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history
and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history
and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of
mankind.
Dissolved more international treaties than any president
in US history.
My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable
of any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza
Rice has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).
First president in US history to have all 50 states of
the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud
of any market in any country in the history of the world.
First president in US history to order a US attack and
military occupation of a sovereign nation.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in
the history of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending increases, more than any president in US history.
First president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the human rights commission.
First president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least
amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in
US history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of
war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over
one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth
Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any
president in US history.
First president in US history to unilaterally attack a
sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world
community.
First president to run and hide when the US came under
attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First US president to establish a secret shadow
government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911,
and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world
(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most
hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
First US president in history to have a majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
peace and stability.
First US president in history to have the people of
South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North
Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded government contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration
appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead
or alive'.
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder
the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18
months I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have
successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security
failure in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans
than any other president in US history.
In a little over two years created the most divided
country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since
the civil war.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US history
and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading
straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the
military during time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been
spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable
for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.
All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for
which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
PERSONAL REFERENCES:
For personal references, please speak to my dad or uncle
James Baker.
(They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they are
helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the next
one.)